Guys are like M&Ms, some have nuts and some don't.
(I love that one!)
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck...
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at the game
than you are.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray
it's not a train!
An apple a day keeps the doctor a way, if the doctor's
cute, forget the fruit!
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...
Always happy, never sad, sometimes naughty,
never bad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty,
what happened to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, babies come easy
so watch what you do!
If you wanna be seen, stand up. If you wanna be heard
speak up. If you wanna be appreciated, shut up!
"If I
gave you a nickle would you tickle my pickle? If I gave you a dime would you do it all the time?" - From Nate
